Does This Blog Make Me Look Fat?

esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

youronlinegirlfriend:

roses are red

anon hate is rude

i can’t write poems

send me a nude

this is what i do in business
themorallycorruptfayeresnick: found frankie muniz

ibrokethestars:

that one friend that’s exactly like you

but better

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remusandthelupins:

hello, yes drug dealer i’d like some weed brownies hold the weed

nicevagina:

let me just slip in to something more comfortable

like your vagina